Jokes
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Naughty Jack
in JokesJack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marajiuana, Jack got high and unzipped his fly and Jill said I don’t wanna.
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After One Thing
in JokesA man had parked his car in the supermarket parking lot and was walking past an empty cart, when he heard a female voice say, “Mister, are you using that cart?” “No,” he answered…”I’m only after one thing.” As he walked away he heard her murmur, “Typical male.”
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Robbed!
in JokesReturning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog…
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Bumper Sticker Sayings
in Jokes1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. 3. A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth. 4. Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after. 5. Do I look like a freakin’ people person? 6. This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting. 7.…
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The Birthday Party
in JokesA lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out….. a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop…
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Who has the Biggest?
in JokesQ: A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 3rd grade. Who has the biggest tits? A: The blonde because she is 18.
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How is it …
in JokesHow is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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Blind Sky Diving
in JokesWhy don’t blind people sky dive? Because it scares the crap outta the dog.
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Smart Teacher
in JokesThe teacher has set the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of the particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family (with a note from that member). A smart-ass student pipes up: “What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?” The class…
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Walter Wall
in JokesWhen your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you’re just sitting there, staring at carpeting?