Jokes
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Hillary Clinton is the Junior Senator…
in Jokes“Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New York. When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible. You know, the one with only seven commandments.” – David Letterman
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Unfamiliar With the Term
in JokesThese four guys were walking down the street; a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker. A reporter comes running up and says, “Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?” The Saudi says, “What’s ‘shortage’?” The Russian says, “What’s ‘meat’?” The North Korean says, “What’s ‘opinion’?” The New Yorker,…
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Corporate Lesson 1:
in JokesShare Critical Information Pertaining to Credit and Risk A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and…
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Idaho Rednecks
in Jokes90 percent of people in Idaho say, “Oh shit!” when in a car wreck, The other ten percent say, “Hold my beer and watch this shit!”