Jokes
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Four Girls
in JokesFour girls were playing a game of tag. All of them had really long names that were hard to say, so one person thought of the idea of giving themselves nicknames. One suggested thinking of funny names, so the really tall girl was named ‘Shorty’. The really thin girl was named ‘fatty’. The next girl…
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Yo Momma So Big…
in JokesYo momma is so big, that when she farts, she destroys the ozone layer above her!
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Stroop Test
in JokesFor those of you who do not know, a stroop test is where you say the color of the word, but not the word itself(and the words are spelling out colors). One day there was a blonde. She saw stroop tests and found them fun. One day she was on a radio show. She said…
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Who Would Have Been President?
in JokesBill and Hillary were going down a back road and stopped at a gas station. As the worker was filling up their car, he said to Hillary, “I went to high school with you”. She recognized him and agreed with him. Later, as they were driving down the road, Bill said, “If you had married…
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Ice Cream!
in JokesYo Momma’s so fat, when she walks down the street and hums, the kids all run after her, waving money and yelling, “Ice Cream truck! Ice Cream truck!”
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Redneck State Form
in JokesARKANSAS STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION Name: (_) Billy-Bob (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack (_) Billy-Jefferson (Check appropriate box) Age: ____ Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: (_)Farmer (_)Mechanic (_)Hair Dresser (_)Unemployed Spouse’s Name: __________________________ Relationship with spouse: (_) Sister (_) Brother (_) Aunt…
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What are Editors and How Do I Become One?
in JokesAn editor is someone who has earned enough points to “unlock” certain features of the website. Editors have certain degrees of ability to modify the jokes on this website. Here is a list of the requirements and privileges given to those who meet the requirements. You do not need to ask to become an editor.…
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Useful
in JokesFound in micellaneous things. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn’t for you. I don’t have a short attention span, it’s just that I- Etc.:a sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely. If your dog is fat, you’re not…
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Deep Sleeper
in JokesA man stepped onto the overnight train and told the conductor, “I need you to wake me up in Philadelphia. I’m a deep sleeper and can be ornery when I get up, but no matter what, I want you to help me make that stop. Here’s $100 to make sure.” The conductor agreed. The man…
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Blonde Thief
in JokesQ: How can you tell if a blonde has stolen your bike? A: She’s running away with it under her arm.