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Jokes

  • Walking Tour

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    A blonde goes on vacation to New York and wants to take a tour. She goes to ask about the tours and says, “So, where can I catch the bus for the walking tour?”

  • Stuck in a Cell

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    Q: Imagine you are stuck in a cell, no windows, no doors pretty much nothing. How do you get out? A: -Stop imagining!-

  • Making a Spectacle of Himself

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    Did you hear about the eyeglasses maker who moved his shop to an island off Alaska and is now known as an optical Aleutian?

  • OBGYN Visit

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    A black female is having trouble with her menses. She goes to the gynecologist and he asks: “Mrs. Williams, what kind of flow do you have?” “Linoleum” she replies.

  • Signs Of The Times

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    Signs That Were Found In Peoples’ Kitchens: A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy…

  • When I Die…

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    When I die I want to go peacefully – like my grandfather did – in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car.

  • Sick Joke

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    Ahmed was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Tauseef Khan. As Tauseef stood beside the bed, Ahmed’s frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on. Tauseef lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Ahmed used his last ounce of strength to…

  • Moldy

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    This joke’s so old, it has mold on it! HA HA HA!

  • Not So Horny

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    An elderly couple (BATTERY AND BOODLER) was attending mass. About halfway through, BOODLER leans over and says to BATTERY, “I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?” BATTERY replied, “That was sexy. Put a new battery in your vibrator; then let’s go home and fuck our brains out.”

  • No Children or Spouses

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    As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.

  • Peter Pan

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    Q:Why can peter pan fly? A:Because if you got hit in the peter with a pan you’d fly too.

  • Dog Tricks

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    Bill and Ralph meet on the golf course and decide to finish off the round together. Bill has a little dog with him and on the next green, when Bill holes out with a 20 foot putt, the little dog starts yipping and stands up on its hind legs. Ralph is quite amazed at this…