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Jokes

  • Silent Part

    in

    Matt’s dad picked him up from school one afternoon. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part. Matt enthusiastically announced that he’d gotten a part. “I play a man who’s been married for twenty years.” “That’s great, son. Keep up the…

  • “Smart” Teacher

    in

    A teacher is writing a problem on the blackboard when she turns around and says, “If you are stupid, please stand up.” After a while, a student stands up and says,”I really don’t think I’m stupid, but I feel bad for you standing there by yourself.”

  • Tiger Woods

    in

    What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa only has three Ho’s.

  • Another Cross Threw the St.

    in

    Why did the frog cross the road? A: He was tied onto the chicken.

  • Which Doesn’t Belong?

    in

    Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto. Pluto because it’s no longer a planet.

  • Hideous

    in

    Yo momma’s so ugly, she turned medusa to stone!

  • Your Exorcist

    in

    If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

  • Bet You Will Find Just One!

    in

    The other day, I bought a packet of air. I was surprised to find a few potato chips inside it. -Dedicated to Lays

  • Doggie

    in

    A guy goes to the movies one day, and in the front row there’s an old man. With him was his dog. It was a sad, funny kind of film. You know the type. In the sad part the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part the dog laughed his head off.…

  • I’m Telling on You

    in

    What do you say to a person who says that they are going to tell on you? You say: Too late, I already told.

  • I Would Punch You

    in

    I would punch you but I couldn’t make you any uglier.

  • But . . .

    in

    I saw a girl the other day. I didn’t like her because she was a butter face. You know ‘butter face’ – she has a hot joke, but her face . . .