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Jokes

  • #11 Redneck

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    You know you’re a redneck if you would rather your son have his own hunting show than become a doctor.

  • Pointless

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    If you were any more pointless, you would be a circle.

  • Am I Dead

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    Harry did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a cowl standing in front of his bed. “What the hell are you doing in my bedroom? and who are you?” he asked. “This is not…

  • Max

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    There was a stupid boy named Max. His dad wanted to see what he would do if he gave him a dollar, so Max’s dad gave him a dollar the next day. Max was so excited. As he walked to school that day, the dollar in his hand, a little girl came up to him…

  • You Wanna Brag?

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    A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.” Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off…

  • Country Road

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    Route 66 says to the country road: Hey, man, you straight? Country road says: Heck no, I’m a byway!

  • What Goes…

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    Q. What goes clop… clop… clop… BANG! clop clop clop clop clop clop? A. An Amish driveby

  • Webpage

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    Yo Mommas like a really popular website;over 10,000 hits a day

  • Library Comedy

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    Librarian: “Please be quiet. The people next to you can’t read.” Boy: “What a shame! I’ve been reading since I was six.”

  • How Old Are You?

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    A little girl and her mother were out and about when, out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, “Mommy, How old are you?” The mother responded, “Honey, women don’t talk about their age. You’ll learn this as you get older.” The girl then asked, “Mommy, how much do you weigh?” Her mother responded…

  • Therapy Session

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    A Licensed Counselor was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children… “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.” He turned to the second Mom. “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself…

  • Chinese Family

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    A rich Chinese family (a 36 year old dad, a 36 year old mom, and a 2 year old son) was flying in their private jet. It ran out of fuel, and there were only two parachutes. The parents decided they could always have another son, so they grabbed the parachutes and jumped off. When…