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Jokes

  • For Crying Out Loud

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    With all the new technology regarding fertility, an 88-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, various relatives came to visit. “May we see the new baby?” one of them asked. “Not yet,” said the mother. “I’ll make coffee and we can…

  • Defining Teenagers

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    A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast. A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday. Someone who…

  • Nasty Stuff

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    During an hour’s swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.) Remote controls in hotels are the worst! (Always carry your Lysol spray!) An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain…

  • Make a Sentence

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    Children were called upon in a classroom to make sentences with words chosen by the teacher. The teacher smiled when Jack raised his hand to participate. She gave him the words ‘defeat’, ‘deduct’, ‘defence’ and ‘detail’. Jack stood seriously for a while with all eyes focused on him awaiting his reply. “Defeat of Deduct went…

  • Diaoyu Islands

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    Why did the Japanese steal the Diaoyu Islands? Because they don’t have enough room for their funny farms!

  • New York bar

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    Frank was getting ready to go on a trip to New York for the first time, and was talking to his friend Bill. Bill: “While you are in New York, there is a bar that you have to go to. When you walk through the front door, you are handed a free drink. Then you…

  • Service?

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    At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word “service”. The act of doing things for other people. Then I heard the terms: Internal Revenue Service, Postal Service, Civil Service, Telephone Service, Service Stations, Customer Service, City/County Public Service. And I became confused about the word…

  • Amazing Facts 28

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    # 1 In February 1878, the first telephone book was published in New Haven, Connecticut. The book was one page long and had fifty names in it. # 2 For more than 3,000 years, Carpenter ants have been used to close wounds in India, Asia and South America. # 3 In 2001, the five most…

  • doctor’s visit

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    “Doctor, I’d like you to evaluate my 13 year-old son.” “OK: He’s most likely suffering from a transient psychosis with an intermittent rage disorder, punctuated by episodic radical mood swings, but his prognosis is good for full recovery.” “How can you say all that without even meeting him?” “I thought you said he’s 13?”

  • My Smartphone

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    I think my smartphone is broken. I keep pressing the Home button, but I’m still working.

  • New University Promos

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    BROWN: Hey kids! Is half of your head shaved? Do you have a nose ring? Are you terribly progressive and do you have a lot of empathy? Are you sick and tired of silly things like grades and majors? COME TO BROWN! COLUMBIA: Hey kids! Do you like Harlem? Do you like commuters? Are you…

  • Worst Joke Ever 🙁

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    This is the worst joke ever. Give it no smiley face.