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Jokes

  • I Want a Refund!

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    A blonde buys a thermos. Two days later, she’s back in the shop and wants a refund. The sales person asks her why she’s returning it. She replies, “Well, when I bought it, you said it would keep hot things hot and cold things cold, but yesterday I took some coffee and ice-cream to work…

  • Noel

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    Why is there an L in NOEL?

  • Water Buffalo

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    What’s the difference between yo mamma and a water buffalo? About 20 pounds! How do you even out the difference? Either force feed the buffalo or shave your mom.

  • Train

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    Knock-Knock! Who’s there? Chugga Chugga Chooch Chugga Chugga Chooch Who? Wheeee!! A train! All aboard!

  • High Schools

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    What do you call a a bunch of fish swimming in the sky?? A High School!!!

  • Nightmare Mice

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    Mrs. Biddle was walking down the street one day carrying a small box with holes punched in the top. “What’s in that box?” Mrs. Riddle asked. “A cat,” Mrs. Biddle answered. “What for?” “I’ve been dreaming about mice at night, and I’m scared of mice. The cat is to catch them.” “But the mice you…

  • My Old Man Is Home!

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    Bill pilled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced, “My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!” “What makes you say that?” the bartender inquired. “Last week,” Bill explained, “I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have…

  • Joke

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    Yo momma is so ugly, that when she was born the doctor smacked her butt and his hand melted!

  • Veggies

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    ALL DIET FAQ’s answered… Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a lamb eat? Leaves and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a kabab is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat…

  • The Bet

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    A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there having a good time and then the news turned on. The woman reporter shouted out “This just in! A man is at the edge of a cliff attempting to jump!”. Then the red-head leans over…

  • Murder? Or Suicide?

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    At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS president Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story: On March 23, 1994, the medical examiner viewed the joke of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the…

  • Bus Driver

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    A man was out of work, and he was combing through the want ads. He saw that a school was looking for a bus driver, so he called and was asked to come for an interview. He got the job, and was surprised when he went out and found that the bus was garishly painted…