Jokes
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Favorite Child
in JokesIn the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your…
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Yes We Can 2
in Jokes“President Obama said in an interview over the weekend that he really misses being anonymous. He said, ‘I miss Saturday mornings rolling out of bed and not shaving, going to the market…’ Be careful what you wish for, 2012 is just around the corner!” âJay Leno “President Obama announced that he will run for re-election…
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12 Reasons Homosexual Marriage Should Not Be Legal
in Jokes1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control. 2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can’t legally get married because the world needs more children. 3. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 4. Gay marriage will…
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Missed it By an Inch
in JokesI had a dream that I went to heaven. I was checking in at that gate with the last three presidents of the United States. I watched as George Sr., Bill Clinton, and George Jr. all walked through a bright door with an angel as an escort. I then gave Peter my name at the…
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On the Airport
in JokesWe’re here on the airport, where a group of people have just arrived after being stranded on an island for more than a year.
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The Sermon Today . . .
in JokesThe minister’s car wouldn’t start, so he called the garage. When the tow truck driver arrived, the minister says, “I hope you go easy on me. You know I’m only a poor preacher.” “Yep,” replied the tow truck driver, “I’ve heard you preach.”
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Hawaii Hockey
in JokesAs is known, there is a large leper colony in Hawaii. To help ease the pain the patients have while there, a hockey rink was built to provide them entertainment. Only problem was that only one game ever got played on the rink. Within two minutes of game time, there was a face off in…
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Jesus and Drugs
in JokesJesus is sitting down one day and is visioning the high rate of drug consumption on earth in later years. He thought it was a bit hypocritical of him to condemn them without first trying them himself, so he sent his apostles out to find what drugs they could. The secret operation is effected and…