Jokes
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Two Guys are Moving About…
in JokesTwo guys are moving about in a Walmart when their carts collide. One says to the other, “Excuse me, but I’m looking for my wife.” “What a coincidence, so am I, and I’m getting a little desperate.” “Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?” “She’s tall, with dark hair, long…
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Cream Filling
in JokesQ: What do you say when you see a group full of black people? A: Where is the cream filling?
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Frank and Matt
in JokesTwo college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couple of singles and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a…
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How to Punctuate
in JokesAn English teacher wrote this phrase on the board and asked her students to properly punctuate it: “Woman without her man is nothing.” MEN WROTE: Woman, without her man, is nothing. WOMEN WROTE: Woman! Without her, man is nothing.
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What Children Say VIII
in JokesDear God, The bad people laughed at Noah – “You made an ark on dry land, you fool”. But he was smart, he stuck with You. That’s what I would do. â Eddie Dear God, I do not think anyjoke could be a better God. Well, I just want You to know but I am…
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Directions
in Jokeswhat’s the difference between here and there? The letter T! 🙂 (Take away the T in there and you’ve got here!)
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Go Away!
in JokesA veteran officer with 18 years is running radar on a main street of a rural town. Along comes a young driver in a brand new sport car going 48 mph in a 30 mph zone. The officer stops the young man and explains the violation. The driver becomes belligerent telling the officer his badge…
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Cappuccino Buzz
in JokesI had four cappuccinos at one time. I was bouncing off the walls. Good thing they were padded.