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Jokes

  • Fire Extinguisher

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    Here’s a stupid warning label: If you look at a fire extinguisher, it will say “Non-flamable”

  • Seagulls

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    Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be called bagels!

  • You Know You’re From New York City, USA When…

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    You Know You’re From New York City When… 1.) You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. 2.) You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building. 3.) You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park…

  • Karate

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    “Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.” -Dave barry

  • Three Gifts

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    Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting together for Christmas, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, “I built a big house for our mother.” The second said, “I sent her a Mercedes.” The third smiled and said, “I’ve got you both…

  • Frog #1

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    Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!

  • Top 10 Anoying Things to Do

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    10) Hum or sing when ever possible. 9) Always chew with your mouth open. 8) Pretend to fly around the room. 7) Have fights with your imaginary friends. 6) At school, fall asleep in every class. 5) When people turn around, make faces. 4) Scream every 10 minutes. 3) Tell every one you have a…

  • Pessimist

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    Borrow money from a pessimist—They don’t expect it back.

  • Fishey Fritters

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    Why is it better to be killed by a shark than by a lawyer? Answer: The shark would be brief.

  • Laws of Feline Physics II

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    Laws of Feline Physics II Law of Dinner Table Attendance Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served. Law of Rug Configuration No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long. Law of Obedient Resistance A cat’s resistance varies in proportion to a human’s desire for her to do something.…

  • Dr. Pepper

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    A blonde and a brunette are walking along the sidewalk, and the brunette says she is dying of thirst and wants Dr. Pepper. The blonde runs across town into the nearest hospital and asks the receptionist for Dr. Pepper. The receptionist says OK, and hands her a bottle of soda. The blonde says, “What do…

  • A Voice From the Back Pew

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    There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher’s family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation decided to hold another meeting to…