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Jokes

  • Bad Food

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    What is worst tasting, a bag of onions or porkloaf? Porkloaf, why? Because porkloaf spelled backwards is faolkrop which sounds like fowl crap.

  • Will it be Long?

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    When my wife and I showed up at a very popular restaurant, it was crowded. My wife went up to the hostess (who was blonde) and asked, “Will it be long?” The hostess, ignoring her, kept on writing in her book. My wife again asked “How much of a wait?” The blonde looked up, “About…

  • Careful When You Wish

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    Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren’t ready yet. Until they are, I can send you back to Earth as whatever you want to be.” “Great!” said the first guy, “I want to be an eagle soaring above beautiful scenery!” “No problem,”…

  • The Twins

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    A blonde had twin girls – she called them Kate and Duplicate. Then she had twin boys – she called them Pete and Repeat.

  • Zambian Roulette

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    As usual, things were not going well at the United Nations. Thus, many visiting ambassadors had to room together. It just so happend that Vladimir, the Russian Ambassador, and Umballa, the Zambian Ambassador, were sharing a suite. To pass the time, Vladimir introduced his fellow dignitary to the Russian game of roulette. He produced an…

  • Hide-and-Seek

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    Why is it hard for dalmatians to play hide-and-seek? Because they’re always spotted!

  • A Bus Trip

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    It was the senior citizens’ monthly bus trip, and the new driver, a great deal younger than their usual driver, a sedate 50-something, was careering down winding roads at quite a pace. The volunteer who was accompanying them was a little flustered, and with an embarrassed laugh, said to the old lady across the aisle,…

  • Anything

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    A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. “I would do *anything* to pass this exam.” She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean…” she repeats, “…I would do…*anything*.” He returns her gaze. “Anything?”…

  • Dear Abby, What’s in a Name?

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    Dear Abby has received lots of letters about funny names. Here are just a few sent to her! My father was born in Menomonie, Wis., and later taught there. He used to tell me about a law firm there called Ketchum and Cheatum. Also, he had a high school classmate named Iva Liver. – ANN,…

  • Dinosaur

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    What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks

  • JOKES

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    An Imam was selling his horse in the market. An interested buyer came to him and requested if he could get a test drive. The Imam told the man that this horse is unique. In order to make it walk, you have to say Subhanallah. To make it run, you have to say Alhamdulillah and…

  • Dear Mom

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    A soldier’s letter home: Dear Mom, I can’t tell you where i am, but yesterday I shot a polar bear. Two weeks later, another letter home: Dear Mom, I can’t tell you where I am, but yesterday i danced with a hula girl. Two weeks later another letter home: Dear Mom, I still can’t tell…