Jokes
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Heard This One on T.V.
in JokesOne of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long time. I was watching T.V. and an advertisement for the show, “Monk” comes on. I don’t watch the show, but I love the commercials He says to a Dr: “I’m not even stalking you. At least not at the moment.” I laughed for at least…
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Football Boobies
in Jokesok, If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the Jags, and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers known as Bucs, what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
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Farmer’s Income
in JokesA man is driving along an old dirt road when he sees this giant mud hole, but, he is not quick enough to swerve and avoid it. He climbs out of his car and walks along the road until he reaches a farm house. He goes in and asks the farmer to help him out…
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Little Johnny was Giving Confession…
in JokesLittle Johnny was giving confession, and he told the priest that he was having impure thoughts about his sister. “Is this a sin, Father?” he asked. The priest nodded and said, “Yes, Little Johnny, indeed, it is a sin. Look at the two beautiful brothers you have.”
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I Found 2 Jokes that are Duplicates of Each Other. What Do I Do?
in JokesYou can report duplicates once you get 100 points. For every duplicate that you correctly report, you get 10 points. You can also help by verifying duplicates that other users have reported. For every verification, you get 1 point (regardless of whether you vote yes or no). If you vote for a duplicate that you…
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When I Go Totally Blind
in JokesMade up this joke myself.. Please laugh. When I go all the way blind (2/3 the way there now); my Mommie’s gonna give me a new kitty and tell me that I can only play with it outside & in the street. The Kittie’s name is Pe-Pe-La-Pugh. She tell’s me it’s black & white. Love…
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Pearl of the Sea
in JokesBernie and Faye, a wealthy couple, are coming up to their ruby wedding anniversary and Faye has been thinking for some months about how they should celebrate. She comes to a decision. “Bernie,” she says, “I’m going to book us a wonderful 6 weeks cruise. I know you don’t like ships because you got sea…
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Do You Play Golf?
in JokesAbout four or five years ago I was standing in a ticket line at LAX, and a fellow in a line parallel to mine had a golf bag slung over his shoulder. Since the line was long and airline ticketing is a slow process at best, we struck up a conversation. He brightened when I…
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Men Driving
in JokesWhy do men pick their noses while driving? Because their butts are too hard to reach!
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Preacher Stops Gambling
in JokesAn old preacher was just getting out of church and was driving home through his neighborhood. As he was turning the corner of one of the major streets in his neighborhood, he noticed 3 boys playing dice on the sidewalk, and betting money along with it. The old preacher thinks to himself how awful the…