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Jokes

  • Mommies

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    I’d had a pretty hectic day with my four-year-old. When bed-time finally came, I laid down the law: “We’re putting on your p.j.s, brushing your teeth, and reading ONE book. Then it’s lights out!” Her arms went around my neck in a gentle embrace, and she said, “We learned in Sunday school about little boys…

  • Thirty lines to make you smile…

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    1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t. 2. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. The cemetary must be the best place on earth; people are dying to get in there. 4. Some people are only alive because it’s illegal…

  • We Haven’t Had Any

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    “We Haven’t Had Any” A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, “No, ma’am, we haven’t had any for some weeks now, and it doesn’t look as if we’ll be getting any soon.” Alarmed, the manager rushed over to the customer who was walking out the door and said, “That isn’t true, ma’am.…

  • Yo daddy so bald

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    Yo daddy so bald he has to have holes in his pocket to finger through his hair.

  • Bagpipes and Javelins

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    What does playing the bagpipes and throwing a javelin blind-folded have in common? You don’t have to be very good at either to get a lot of peoples’ attention.

  • The Big Red F

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    When Little Johnny got his exam paper back, he saw a big red F staring back at him. Billy looked at his glum friend and asked, “Why did you get such a low mark on that test?” “Because of absence,” Johnny answered. “You mean you were absent on the day of the test?” Billy inquired.…

  • Praying Mantis

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    What do you get when you cross a praying mantis with a termite? A bug that says grace before eating your house.

  • The Pills

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    One day this woman got to thinking about how her and her husband’s sex life. She realized they basically didn’t have one, so she decided to go to the doctor and get him some pills. The next day she went and the doctor told her to put 1 pill in her husbands coffee every morning.…

  • The Israeli Archaeologist

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    An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy, a rather rare occurrence in Israel, to say the least. After examining it, he called Abe, the curator of the Israel museum in Jerusalem. “I’ve just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died…

  • Radar

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    Yo momma’s so fat, she shows up on radar.

  • Where to Work

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    Q-If the big breasted women work at Hooters, where does the one legged woman work? A-Ihop

  • Weight Loss

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    Yo momma’s so fat, she has to go on three weight loss systems.