5W1H boo!

Jokes

  • Police

    in

    Kock-knock. Who’s there? Please. Please who? It’s the police! Open the door!

  • Things Women Seldom Say

    in

    You take me out way too much!!! Do you think this dress makes me look too slim? You looked stressed out, let me give you a massage. Go out with your friends tonight, you deserve it. That Pamala Anderson has a lovely joke. No, no you buy me too much already. A fake diamond will…

  • Fat Mama

    in

    My friend’s mom is so fat I was upstairs and when she fell I ran down screaming, “EARTHQUAKE!”

  • Do You…

    in

    DOCTOR: “Do you smoke or drink?” PATIENT: “I didn’t know I had a choice.”

  • Bubble Gum

    in

    Yo momma’s like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow.

  • Geriatic Humor

    in

    Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, “Now don’t get mad…

  • Abraham Lincoln

    in

    Q: Why did George Washington sleep standing up? A: He couldn’t lie.

  • Long Joke

    in

    what happened to the lost boy? he came to a house and wrote a joke that was exactly like this except in larger font and with a little more umph ya know what i mean a very humerous joke in fact i do believe he is working on more ya know i lied i ain’t…

  • Day in Hell

    in

    A group of Texans are driving down the road, whooping it up, drinking beer and shooting off their guns when they get into an accident with busload of nuns and orphans, killing everyone. The Texans go straight to Hell. When they arrive the Devil is shocked to see that they are not in agony over…

  • English As the Universal Language

    in

    The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what…

  • Pregnancy

    in

    At an Orthodox wedding, the bride’s mother is pregnant. At a Conservative wedding, the bride is pregnant. At a Reform wedding, the rabbi is pregnant. At a Reconstructionist wedding, the rabbi and her wife are both pregnant.

  • The Golden Toilet

    in

    A group of guys are on their way to a party, but couldn’t quite remember the address to the house. ”I’m sure this is the one,” said the driver. ”Well, I have got to go to the bathroom SO BAD.” Replied one of the others, ”I’ll go knock on the door, and check. If it’s…