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Jokes

  • Marriage Facts

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    Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and…

  • NOT ALL BAD

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    Not all lawyers are bad. I’ve seen some graveyards full of good ones!

  • Yo Momma Store

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    Yo Momma so fat, when she walked into a store the beeper went of twice

  • Sooner or Later

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    There were three men at a bar. One man got drunk and started a fight with the other two men. The police came and took the drunk guy to jail. The next day the man went before the judge. The judge asked the man, “Where do you work?” The man said, “Here and there.” The…

  • Indian Prince

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    Once upon a time in India, the Bengal tiger was on the brink of extinction, due to a vigorous hunting season. So, Prince Naranjahah ordered that no one shall kill another Bengal. Well, this led to the over abundance in zoos and animal shelters, and one day, the tigers broke loose and started attacking the…

  • Weeweechu

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    One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting on a bench by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, “Hey, Mamacita, let’s do Weeweechu.” “Oh, no, not now, let’s look at the moon!” said Rosita. “Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I do Weeweechu. I…

  • Stripped

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    Q:What do you call a 300-pound stripper? A:broke

  • Ouch!

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    what did one gay say to the other when they broke up? ”YOU’RE SUCH A PAIN IN THE A*S”

  • No Punishment

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    Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do? Teacher: Of course not! Boy: Good cause I didn’t do my homework!

  • Coast Gaurd Bumper Sticker

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    This is off a Coast Guard bumper sticker: Support Search and Rescue: GET LOST!

  • Topic: 10 Things To Do In An Elevator To Have Fun

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    1. Blow out a huge depressed fart and blame it on the person next to you out loud. 2. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 3. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 4. When arriving at your floor, grunt…

  • Americanization (Hard “R” Rating)

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    Two Saudis emigrated to America with their families. On the plane ride over they made a bet about who could become more “Americanized” in their first year. As agreed, they met exactly one year later. The first guy pulled up in his Hummer and said to the second guy “I win. There’s no way you…