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Jokes

  • Old Favorites

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    For all of us who miss those great old tunes from the 60s and 70s, there’s good news! Some of our old favorites have re-released their great hits with new lyrics to accommodate maturing audiences. Bobby Darin – “Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash” Herman’s Hermits – “Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker”…

  • Church Bloopers

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    The following are actual church bulletin board bloopers found in churches across the United States. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church. Evening massage…

  • Wife and Mistress

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    “I’ll go and ask if we can go through,” said Max to Jerry. The two golfers had been concerned for some time at the snail-like progress of two women, originally some holes ahead and now just in front of them on the ninth fairway. Max returned after only a few paces towards the ladies. “Jerry,…

  • Running

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    When does running mean walking? When you’re running out of gas!

  • Some Insults From Winston Churchill

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    Winston Churchill (whose mother was American) was Prime Minister of Britain during World War II. These are some insults he was involved in – Lady Astor – “Winston, if you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee.” Winston Churchill – “Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it!” Bessie Braddock…

  • A Guide to Walking Tigers

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    Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going by. You find this out by taking one for a walk. To take a tiger for a walk, you first need a tiger. Tigers fresh from the bush are not recommended for the inexperienced. What…

  • Feeling Edgy?

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    Feeling edgy, a woman took a hot bath. Just as she got comfortable, the doorbell rang. She got out, wrapped herself in a towel, and went to the door. A salesman wanted to know if she needed any brushes. She slammed the door in his face and returned to her bath. The doorbell rang again.…

  • 13……13……..13

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    A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice “13…….13…….13………13” the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned ’14………14………14…….14.’

  • Secret to a Long Marriage

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    Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home. The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays.

  • Politicians

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    If “poly” means “many” and a tic is a bloodsucking creature, than what are politicians?

  • Michael Jackson and Speed Racer

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    What do Michael Jackson and Speed Racer have in common? They both have a monkey and a small boy in their trunk.

  • More Prayers

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    And another four-year-old prayed: “And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.”