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Jokes

  • Yo Momma Let One Rip

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    Yo Momma is so old that when she farts, dust comes out!

  • Must be REALLY Fat

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    Yo momma so fat she blocks the sun when she’s out walking!

  • Can of Coke

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    There was a blond walking down the street, and she saw an empty coke can on the floor. So she picked it up and handed it to lost property.

  • MUSICAL AIR

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    Beans, beans, good for the heart. The more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the better you feel. So eat some beans with every meal.

  • The Book of Mozilla

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    And the beast shall come forth surrounded by a roiling cloud of vengeance. The house of the unbelievers shall be razed and they shall be scorched to the earth. Their tags shall blink until the end of days.

  • Hard Drugs And Harder Pharmacists

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    (A teen approaches my cash register very slowly.) Me: “Can I help you?” Customer: “Gimme all the f***ing medicine!” (The teen pulls out an airsoft pistol with orange tip still glued to the front.) Me: “The pharmacy is in the back of the store.” Customer: “Oh…okay.” (He holsters the air-soft gun in his belt and…

  • Stay Healthy

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    Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon, the pastor came to call on her, and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As…

  • Hit Him Again!!

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    The crumbling, old church building needed remodeling, so the preacher made an impassioned appeal, looking directly at the richest man in town. At the end of the message, the rich man stood up and announced, “Pastor, I will contribute $1,000.” Just then, plaster fell from the ceiling and struck the rich man on the shoulder.…

  • Last Night

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    The following is based off a true story. In my high school english class our english teacher Ms. Simoff had given us homework to do and if we didn’t do it we wouldn’t be allowed to watch a movie. The next day my friend Jason came in and told the teacher that he did not…

  • Fun Insults

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    Ok here are a few: I will try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. Don’t flatter yourself. I was looking at your friend. I don’t know what makes you so dumb, but it’s really working. Stupidity is not a crime, so you are free to go. If I throw a stick, will…

  • You are a Redneck If… #12

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    You are a redneck if: you’ve ever searched for gold in your grandpa’s chest and had your fingers taken off by the booby trap within.

  • Top 10 Annoying Things to Do in a Car.

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    1.Keep your lights blinking for a whole hour. 2.Go really slow on a highway. 3.Smile and wave at everyone that you see at a stoplight. 4.Turn your radio up while playing opera music. 5.When stopping at a stop sign run out of your car and look to see if any cars are coming then yell,…