Jokes
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Cat’s Tail
in JokesMom (Reprimandingly): Julia! How many times must I tell you not to pull the cat’s tail? Julia (Innocently): But Mom, I’m only holding the tail. It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.
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Retired Marine
in JokesA retired US Marine was looking for a new job. He finally found one that appealed to his interests. At the interview, he was asked, “Do you have any military experience?” The Marine replied, “Why, yes! I’ve been in the Marines for a couple of years.” “I see,” said the interviewer, “any disabilities?” The Marine…
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Chess or Creche?
in JokesMy wife and I were at an outdoor shopping mall, and I came across what I thought was a ‘life-sized’ chess board. So I began playing chess solo. Ten moves in, my wife comes by and says, “Honey, that’s a crèche!”
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Helicopter
in JokesQ: Why did the blond crash her helicopter? A: Because she was cold and decided to turn off the ceiling fan!
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Men Favor Handguns Over Women…
in Jokes#10 – You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9 – You can keep one handgun at home and have another for one when you’re on the road. #8 – If you admire a friends handgun and tell him so, he’ll probably let you try it out a few times. #7 –…
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Cowboy Blond
in JokesThe Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots So the sheriff arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up he asks, “Why in the world are you dressed like…
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Watch them
in JokesA couple were at the beach watching a volleyball game when they notice a pair of adults nearby kissing passionately, the woman running her hands down the man’s arms, massaging erotically while nibbling on his ear. The couple was intrigued yet they don’t want to miss the exciting match so the girl asked her boyfriend…
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Information Service
in JokesQ: How many management information services guys does it take to change a light bulb? A: MIS has received your request concerning your hardware problem and has assigned you request number 39712. Please use this number for any future reference to the light bulb issue.
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How to Prepare for a Mammogram
in JokesMany women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test. And best of all, you can do these simple exercises right in your home.…
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Keeping a Blonde Busy
in JokesHow do you keep a blonde busy? (see below) How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)