Jokes
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Sex Education
in JokesMr. Smith wanted to become a teacher in the worst way, but the only job he could find was as an instructor at an all female college teaching sex education. His wife was a very jealous woman so Mr. Smith decided he would tell his wife that he would be teaching sailing at this college…
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Hospital Privacy
in JokesA woman, calling a local hospital, said, “Hello, I’d like to talk with the person who gives the information regarding your patients. I’d like to find out if the patient is getting better, or doing as expected, or is getting worse”. The voice on the other end of the line said, “What is the patient’s…
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Nurse Nancy
in JokesTwo doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy. ”She’s out of control!” the first doctor says. ”She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours. Instead, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours. He almost died!” ”That’s nothing,” said the…
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$90,000
in JokesAn older man, Mr.Brown, in his hospital room knew that he was nearing his death, so he called in the three people that he trusted the most – his doctor, his pastor, and his lawyer. They were all waiting sadly outside of his room, when he called in his doctor. The doctor walked in slowly…
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This Ol’ House
in Jokes“This house,” said the real estate salesman, “has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I’m honest, I’m going to tell you about both. “The disadvantage is that there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse a block north.” “What is the advantage?” inquired the prospective buyer. “The…
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Another Psychiatrist
in JokesA man walks into a dentist’s and says, “Can you help me? I think I’m a moth.” The dentist says, “You need a psychiatrist, mate.” The man says, “Yes, I know.” The dentist replies, “Well, why have you come in here?” “Your light was on!”
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A Cat’s Guide
in JokesA Cat’s Guide: TRAINING YOUR HUMAN CHAIRS AND RUGS: If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If no Oriental rug is available, shag is good. DOORS: Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get a door opened, stand…
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December 10th
in Jokes(To understand this joke, you should read the Wocka jokes: December 1st. December 2nd. December 3rd. December 7th. Enjoy!) FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: December 10th RE: The Holiday Party Vegetarians? I’ve had it with you people! We’re going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like…
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Old Couple
in JokesThis old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lays on the bed but the old woman lays on the floor. The old man asks, “Why are you going to sleep on the floor?” The old woman says, “Because I want to feel something hard for a change.”
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How Do You Know
in JokesHow do you know Adam wasnt black? Have you ever tried to take a rib away from a black man? How do you know when Mexicans are illegal? When you scream “La Migra”, and everyjoke is gone in less than a minute. How do you know when a white guy’s family is really white? When…