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Jokes

  • Doctor House

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    Q.Why did the house go to the doctor? A.To get a cure for his window pane!

  • Dad Doing

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    – What’s your dad doing? – Your mom!

  • Collecting Unemployment

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    Collecting Unemployment Ole and Sven worked together and both were laid off, so they headed over to the unemployment office. When Ole was asked his occupation, he replied, “Panty stitcher. I sew elastic onto cotton panties.” The clerk looked up panty stitcher and found it classed as unskilled labor, so she gave Ole $250 a…

  • Ring – Don’t Ring

    in

    For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

  • Two Little Boys Were Looking…

    in

    Two little boys were looking for a way to cool off on a hot summer day. Their dad wouldn’t let them play in the sprinkler because he was mowing the lawn, so the boys set out to find a way to get wet and cool without getting into trouble. They sat on the curb brainstorming…

  • Marble – Ous

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    Marble is a valuable building material and should not be taken for granite.

  • The Lord is My Shepherd

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    The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall not flunk; He keepeth me from lying down when I should be studying. He leadeth me beside the water cooler for a study break; He restoreth my faith in study guides. He leads me to better study habits For my grades sake. Yea, though I walk through the…

  • Saving a Marriage

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    After years of hiding the fact that the love is gone, Mom and Dad announced to their grown children that they’re getting a divorce. The kids were totally distraught and, as a stab at keeping their parents together, arranged a series of sessions for the whole family with a world-famous marriage counselor. The counselor worked…

  • No Ears

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    What do you call an alien with no ears? Anything you like, he can’t hear you.

  • Two Jackrabbits

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    Two jackrabbits are running from a pack of coyotes they manage to hide under a cactus. One says to the other: “Should we run for it, or wait till we outnumber ’em?”

  • Good Elephant

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    A rich guy was looking for excitement so he decided to put an ad in the newspaper. The ad said, “I will give $10,000 to any person that can make my elephant jump.” So the next day, people came from all over the world to try to get this elephant to jump. There were even…

  • Blockbuster

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    The movie producer was planning his next blockbuster – an action docudrama about famous composers. So he set up a meeting with Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger and offered them the chance to select which famous musicians they’d portray. “Chopin has always been my favorite,” said Van Damme. “That’s the part for…