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Jokes

  • A Machine

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    I have a machine which has four cog wheels in constant mesh. The largest cog has 72 teeth and the others have 36, 25 and 15 respectively. How many revolutions must the largest cog make before each of the cogs is back in its starting position? 25 revolutions.

  • Germs!

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    A father asked his son: “Why do you take the medicine before it’s time? ” The son answered:” To surprise the germs! “

  • Over the River

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    A brunette on a river bank sees a blonde on the far shore and yells to her: “How do I get to the other side of the river?” And the blonde yells back “You’re ON the other side.”

  • How Many People?

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    A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician were sitting in a street café watching the crowd. Across the street, they saw a man and a woman entering a building. Ten minutes later, they reappeared, with a third person. “They have multiplied,” said the biologist. “Oh no, it’s an error in measurement,” the physicist replied. “If…

  • Chinese Proverds

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    Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man…

  • Three Blind Mice

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    Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

  • Translating Male Phrases

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    The true meanings of some common male phrases: “I’m going fishing.” Really means… “I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.” “It’s a guy thing.” Really means… “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and…

  • The Number 1

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    How do you make the number 1 disappear? Add a “g” to it and it’s “gone”

  • Breakfast With Chris

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    This is from a script for an upcoming animated series I’m working on. Keep in mind that Chris is 19 years-old. Setting-Turner household Characters-Chris, Johnathan, and Evan (wearing maids uniform) (Chris walks into the living room with his backpack on. Johnathan is eating breakfast, and Evan is mopping the kitchen floor.) Johnathan: Hey Chris are…

  • Lisa

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    Teacher: If you stood with your back to the north and faced due south, what would be on your left hand? Lisa: Fingers

  • One Letter

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    What starts with an E, ends with an E and usually contains only one letter? ENVELOPE!

  • Dirty Joke

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    Wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in a mud puddle.