Jokes
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How Army Policy Began…
in JokesThis is how Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the…
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Top Ten Signs…
in JokesTop Ten signs your co-worker is a computer hacker 10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000. 9. He’s won the Publisher’s Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running. 8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex. 7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office computer network…
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Republicans
in JokesHow many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they only screw the poor.
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Safe Sex?
in JokesApparently safe sex takes on a whole new meaning when you are perched on the edge of a roof four stories in the air! On June 20, 2007 at 5 AM a 21 year-old couple was found naked in the road by a passing cabbie. Brent Tyler and Chelsey Tubleston were unconscious with obvious injuries…
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Jewish Mothers
in JokesQ. How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. None. It’s all right. I’ll just sit here in the dark. Don’t worry about me…
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Programmer and a Princess
in JokesA programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back…