A lonely wife brought a man she had just met at a bar home to her bedroom one evening when she thought her husband was out of town. They immediately tore each other’s clothes off and started going at it. She sat up quickly in bed as she heard the key in the lock.
“Quick!” she said to the man, “it’s my husband! You’ve got to get out of here quick!”
“Where’s the back door?” the man asked as he grabbed his clothes.
“There isn’t one,” she replied.
“Where would you like one?” he asked.