There was once a Chinese immigrant who came to England; he didn’t know English, so he decided to learn some words by walking around the city of Nottsbourough. He walks into a nursery and all of the babies are shouting, “Me, me!” So he learns the word “Me”. He then walks into a restaurant and a boy screams, “Knives and forks!” He learns those two words as well. Finally, he walks into a video shop and he sees the television playing, “Dunununununununununununu, BATMAN!” He then learns that as well.
Suddenly there is big commotion outside, and a policeman shouts, “Who killed this man?” (there was a dead man lying on the floor.) The Chinese man walks out of the shop and shouts, “Me!” The policeman asks, “What did you kill him with, then?” The Chinese man shouts, “Knives and forks”. Then the policeman shouts in despair at him, “Who the bloody hell do you think you are?!” The Chinese man goes “Dunununununununununununu, BATMAN!” The policeman faints.