Clinton vs Nixon

Major Scandal during their presidency….
Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Waterbed

The President’s biggest fear….
Nixon: The Cold War
Clinton: The Cold Sore

Complaints toward the President…..
Nixon: Carpet-Bombing
Clinton: Carpet-Burns

Their Vice-Presidents…
Nixon: His was Greek
Clinton: His is a Geek.

Presidential qualities…..
Nixon: Couldn’t stop Kissinger.
Clinton: Couldn’t stop kissing her.

Things the President couldn’t explain….
Nixon: The missing 18-minutes on the tapes
Clinton: The 36D bra in his briefcase

Job titles….
Nixon: Ex-President
Clinton: Sex-President

Slogans….
Nixon: Known for campaign slogan “Nixon’s The One”
Clinton: Known for women pointing at him and saying “He’s the one”

Known for….
Nixon: Famous for his widow’s peak
Clinton: Famous for bringing widows to their peak

Acquaintances….
Nixon: Well acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy
Clinton: Well acquainted with G Spot

Famous feats….
Nixon: Took on Ho Chi Minh
Clinton: Took on Ho

Quoted as….
Nixon: Talked about achieving peace with honor
Clinton: Talked of getting a piece while on her

Presidential Nicknames….
Nixon: Tricky Dick
Clinton: Tricky Dick

and finally, Presidential excuses….
Nixon: I am not a crook!
Clinton: I did not do nook!