Managed to remember some MORE Redneck lines while hearing a couple more.
You know you’re a redneck when:
You lost your virginity at the age of 11.
You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
You take a fishing pole to Sea World.
The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
Your TV is a bag of manure on fire.
Your “family reunion” was at the NRA convention.
Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
You’ve shot somejoke over a mall parking space.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
Making a chocolate cake has nothing to do with chocolate.
You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid
taste test.