– You’re so stupid, you got locked inside a grocery store and starved to death!
– You’re so big, you play pool with the planets!
– You’re so fat, when you went outside in yellow clothes, someone screamed, “TAXI!”
– You’re so big, when you go to the movies, you sit next to everyjoke!
– You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped your parents.
– You’re so stupid, the three stooges use you as an inspiration!