(To understand this joke, you should read the Wocka jokes:
December 1st.
December 2nd.
December 3rd.
December 7th.
Enjoy!)
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: December 10th
RE: The Holiday Party
Vegetarians? I’ve had it with you people! We’re going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not. So you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the “grill of death,” as you so quaintly put it, and you’ll get your salad bar (including organic tomatoes).
But you know, tomatoes have feelings too. They scream when you slice them. I’ve heard them scream. I’m hearing them scream right NOW! I hope you all have a rotten holiday!
The Bitch from HELL!
(Continuation joke on Wocka:
December 14th.)