– Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
– A day without sunshine is like…night.
– On the other hand, you have different fingers
– 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
– 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
– Remember, half the people you know are below average.
– He who laughs last thinks slowest.
– Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
– The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
– Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.
– A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
– Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
– If you think nojoke cares, try missing a couple of payments.
– How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.