Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously

– Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

– A day without sunshine is like…night.

– On the other hand, you have different fingers

– 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

– 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

– Remember, half the people you know are below average.

– He who laughs last thinks slowest.

– Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

– The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

– Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.

– A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

– Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

– If you think nojoke cares, try missing a couple of payments.

– How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.