Doctor: I have some good news …

Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first?Patient: Do begin with the bad news, please.Doctor: Alright. Your son has drowned, your daughter has been raped, your wife has divorced you, your house got blown away, and you have AIDS.Patient: Good grief! What’s the good news?Doctor: The good news is that there is no more bad news.