Dogs…
…steal your food.
…eat all of your tennis balls.
…make you pick up their waste products.
…take all of your covers.
…eat out of the trash.
…beg.
…bark loudly at 1:00 in the morning.
…drink out of the toilet, while it still has poo in it.
…have accidents, on your floor.
And you call you dog your BEST friend,
I can’t imagine what your other friends do.