*Famous sport Quotes*
“Nojoke in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”
– Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann
“I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.”
– Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh
“You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle”
– Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach
“That’s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes.”
– Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker
“You guys line up alphabetically by height!”
– Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach
“I play football. I’m not trying to be a professor. The tests don’t seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven’t been through in school.”
– Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman because of academic requirements
“I know the Virginia players are smart because you need a 1500 SAT to get in. I have to drop bread crumbs to get our players to and from class.”
– George Raveling, Washington State basketball coach
“Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.”
– Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King
“I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.”
– Shaquille O’Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece.