Female Golf Terms

1. CADDY — 2 women talking about a 3rd who isn’t there to defend herself.
2. CHIPPING — Time to get our nails done again.
3. DOUBLE BOGIE — “Casablanca” followed by “African Queen.”
4. FAIRWAY — Splitting the bill when the girls go to lunch.
5. GOOD LIE — Weight on our driver’s license.
6. GREENS — Lunch we eat when we’d really love a cheeseburger.
7. HOLE-IN-ONE — Time to get new pantyhose.
8. IRON — What guys need to learn to do their own shirts.
9. ROUGH — Getting a guy to understand, well, pretty much anything.
10. SHAFT — You watch the kids while he gets to go golfing.
11. SLICE — “No thanks. . .just a sliver.”
12. TEES — Putting on that Victoria Secret Negligee.
13. WATER HAZARD — Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip.
14. WEDGE — Bathing suit that’s too tight.