Yo Momma so heavy that she sank the Titanic.
Yo Momma so stupid that she came up to George Bush and called him gay and Hitler #2.
Yo Momma so old that she saw Abraham Lincoln die.
Yo Momma so slow that she was mistaken for a rock.
Yo Momma so stupid that she thinks she’s a man!
Yo Momma so weak that when she walks into a bar they have to feed her like a baby!