Two boys are playing football at this park in a small town in South Carolina when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking
quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the dog’s collar, twists it, and breaks the dog’s neck, thus saving his friend.
A sport reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. He tells the boy he’s going to write the story and says, “I’ll title it ‘Young Tiger Fan Saves Friend From Vicious animal.’” “But I’m not a Tiger fan”, the little hero replies. “Sorry, since we’re in South Carolina, I just assumed you were”, says the reporter and
he starts writing again.
He asks, “How does ‘Gamecock Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack’ sound?”
“I’m not a Gamecock fan either”, the boy says.
“Oh, I thought everyone in South Carolina was either for the Tigers or the Gamecocks. “What team do you root for?”, the reporter asks.
“I’m just visiting my cousin, I’m a Georgia Bulldog fan”, the boy replies, “they’re just the best!”
The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: “Little Redneck Bastard From Georgia Kills Beloved Family Pet”.