Google Products We’ll Never See
11. Google Hitman Assistant – Find, schedule, and collect on all your assassinations with this suite of products.
10. Googlearchy – Tired of democracy? Install the government that everyone loves without annoying pop-up ads.
9. Google Smite – An extension of Google Earth uses laser beams attached to the satellites to exact revenge or just have some fun for paid subscribers.
8. Google Carnage – Use real-time satellite images to zoom in and see car, train, or plane crashes and other disasters.
7. Google Ogle – The hottest unsecured webcams on the Internet.
6. Googlebator – Used with Google Ogle, it’s our first attempt at hardware.
5. Google Alibi – Paid service that will provide you with a credible account for your whereabouts.
4. Google Telegraph – Dash-Dot, Dash-Dash-Dash, Dash.
3. Google Gaggle – The only search engine for geese.
2. Google Invading Force – Some pesky third world country got you down? Send in the troops with Google’s new troop management tool.
1. Gogoel – Search, for dyslexics.