“I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.”
-Stephen Bishop
“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.”
– Irvin S. Cobb
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”
– Clarence Darrow
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.”
– William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
“He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.”
-Samuel Johnson
“He had delusions of adequacy.”
– Walter Kerr
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.”
-Groucho Marx
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
– Mark Twain
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”
-Oscar Wilde
“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.”
-Oscar Wilde
“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.”
– Billy Wilder