3 guys are driving down the road and realize that they all have to use the bathroom very badly. They come around a corner and see a sign “Green Gables next right”. So thye take the right turn and come up to Green Gables, they all jump out of the car and run insode to see if they can use the washroom.
They are greeted by a nice old lady who says sure they can use the washroom.
The first guy runs up stairs and sits on the toilet and immediatley notices a hole in the floor at his feet with a table under it. All of a sudden he hears “Hey Hey I’m the ghost of Green Gables lay your money on the tables.” He grabs all his money and throws it down the hole and runs back down stairs. When he gets there he tries to tell his friend but he does not listen and runs up to the washroom. Sure enough the guy hears a voice “Hey Hey I’m the ghost of Green Gables lay you money on the tables”. He throws his money down the hole and runs down stairs and tries to tell the third guuy who does not listen.
The third guy runs up the stairs and sits on the toilet and hears a voice “Hey Hey I’m the ghost of Green Gables lay your money on the tables”. The guy just sits there, five minutes later the chant comes again “Hey Hey I’m the ghost of Green Gables lay your money on the tables.” The guy stands up and yells down the hole “HEY HEY I’M THE GHOST OF DAVEY CROCKET AND MY MONEY’S STAYING IN MY DAMN POCKET!!”