Three friends decided to check out a room in a hotel, but before the man gave them their key he said, “In your room there is a window. If you jump out of it while wishing something outloud your wish will come true.”
The three friends raced to their room, the first guy jumped out and said, “I wish for a big pile of money!” and landed in one. The second guy wished for a group of cheerleaders that would love him. He jumped out and landed in their arms. The third guy got a running start, tripped over the window frame and said, “Crap!” Let’s just say he went back to wish for lots and lots of soap.