These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.
March Planned For Next August
Blind Bishop Appointed To See
Lingerie Shipment Hijacked – Thief Gives Police The Slip
L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
Patient At Death’s Door – Doctors Pull Him Through
Latin Course To Be Canceled – No Interest Among Students, Et Al.
Diaper Market Bottoms Out
Croupiers On Strike – Management: “No Big Deal”
Stadium Air Conditioning Fails – Fans Protest