A man, trying to understand the nature of God, asked Him, “God, how long is a million years to you?” God answered, “A million years is like a minute.” Then the man asked, “God, how much is a million dollars to you?” And God replied, “A million dollars is like a penny.” Finally, the man asked, “God, could you give me a penny?” And God said, “In a minute.”
Heaven Can Wait
in Jokes