Hey June, how about a bit of…

“Hey June, how about a bit of slap and tickle tonight?”
“Sshh John, don’t talk like that in front of the children. Let’s use code. Whenever you feel like it, just say, How about turning the washing machine on.”
A few evenings later, June turned to her husband and said, “Shall I put the washing machine on tonight?”
“Don’t bother, love, you looked a bit tired so I did it by hand.”