My American History teacher was giving a lecture about the first three presidents. A lot of people in my class can’t remember presidents very well.
“You all are brainwashed,” he said.
Of course, there was confusion in the room at this comment.
“Let me demonstrate,” he continued, “‘I’m Cuckoo for…’”
“Cocoa Puffs!” the class replied.
“You don’t know the ninth president of the United States, but you know that you are ‘Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.’”
Then, this one guy in my class said, “If the presidents were finger-lickin’ good, we’d remember ’em.”