Rainch – A big cow farm.
Rat – Do it rat now!
Rench – Rench the soap yourself.
Roont – She plum roont her shoes.
Salary – A stringy vegetable.
Soardeens – Small canned fish.
Shar – A light rain.
Gully Worsher – A medium heavy rain.
Toad strangler – A heavy rain Sody.
Pop – A soft drink.
Sprang – Water out’n the ground.
Shurf – The Shurf put Clem in jail.
Storch – This here aprn has too much storch in it.
Skeered – that plumb skeered me to death.
Thanks – He shore thanks he’s smart.
Tho – Tho me the ball.
Thoat – I shore got a sore thoat.
War – A bobbed war fance.
Worsh – Go worsh your face.
Warter – What you worsh your face in.
Yurp – A continent overseas.
How to Talk Native Southern IV
in Jokes