Bill and Bob were mischievous brothers. They always picked fights with each other. One day, their mother told them to go outside and play, but to remember to be good. Suddenly, Bob came running back in and said, “Mommy! Mommy! Bill broke Ms. Allen’s window!”
Ms. Allen was their next door neighbor. Their mom was shocked. “Tell me, Bob. How did Bill break her window?”
Bob puffed out his chest and said accusingly, “I threw a rock at him and he dodged!”