I have learned to not jump out the window with a towel as a parachute.
..never throw a boomerang if you don’t know how to catch it.
..don’t fly a kite while facing towards the wind.
..don’t throw a cat on a dog.
..never leave a three year old alone with duct tape and glue
..don’t let a friend make you laugh while eating unless he/she knows the heimlich maneuver.
..don’t ditch school if you don’t know the way back home