I was sitting on my own in a r…

I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, ?I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.? I wrote back, ?Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I’m not cutting off three inches for anyone.?