Idiot Sayings of the World 1

“I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them.”
– George Bush, former U.S. President

“It is white.”
– George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

“If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.”
– George Gobel

“Solutions are not the answer.”
– Richard Nixon, former U.S. President

“Hi I’m Dean White, Dick, of the college.”
– Richard (Dick) White, Duke University academic Dean introducing himself at a faculty dinner

“Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.”
– Bill Clinton, former U.S. president

“You guys line up alphabetically by height.”
– Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

“The internet is a great way to get on the net.”
– Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

“I would say that anything that is indecent and violent in TV is a crime against humanity and they should shoot the head man responsible.”
– Ted Turner, Media Mogul