If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up,” said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, Little Johnny rose to his feet.
“Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” inquired the teacher with a sneer.
“Well, actually I don’t,” said Little Johnny, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”
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